Eric of Fury.

Till now, you’ve only heard only whispers and rumors about the Legendary warrior Eric Downey. The tales of Eric have been told again and again and are without exaggeration. This God amongst men once saved triplet infants from being sacrificed to the fire deity Jowangsin whilst simultaneously bringing peace to the village of Helgen. He can jumpstart a car using just his braces. When he goes to McDonalds the ice-cream machine is never broken. Eric can run so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. When Eric does push-ups he doesn’t push himself up but the earth down. Once, Eric won the world series of poker using Pokémon cards. He wins connect four games with three moves.

Read on to discover the wonder and awesomeness that is ERIC DOWNEY!